Monday, April 18, 2005

Pope Ratzinger’s Ass

Is the Pope Catholic? No, the Pope is dead. Does God exist? No, as the Pope now knows.
Do bears shit in the woods? Why do bears eat rocks? Is it Evolution or some sort of Divine Plan? Perhaps it is the Holy Ghost which leads the bear to eat granite. Once, in a men's room at Columbia University, I read the following advice on the wall of a toilet stall: Eat Shit. 10,000,000 do.


Blogger Michael Andre said...

When I posted this, I little expected that Cardinal Ratzinger would become Pope Benedict. He was elected the next day and I felt like a prophet--a vulgar and ungracious prophet, but a prophet.

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