Tuesday, January 07, 2014


Dogs are omnivores. Canned dog food is usually vegetation tricked-out with a chemical gravy. Cats are carnivores. If they don’t eat meat they die. Cat shit is highly nutritious. Dogs happily eat cat shit. It’s not a lovely sight. Canine visitors appall my cat. Cats bury it to keep it from the dogs. The Greek word for dog is cynic.  As the alchemists might put it, cats are noble; dogs are base.

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Blogger Michael Andre said...

Krazy Kat "focuses on the curious love triangle between its title character, a guileless, carefree, simple-minded cat of indeterminate gender (referred to as both "he" and "she"); the obsessive antagonist Ignatz Mouse; and the protective police dog, Offissa Bull Pupp. Krazy nurses an unrequited love for the mouse. However, Ignatz despises Krazy and constantly schemes to throw bricks at Krazy's head, which Krazy interprets as a sign of affection, uttering grateful replies such as "Li'l dollink, allus f'etful". Offissa Pupp, as Coconino County's administrator of law and order, makes it his unwavering mission to interfere with Ignatz's brick-tossing plans and lock the mouse in the county jail." -- Wikipedia

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