DO I LOOK DIFFERENT?

Her: Do I look different?
Him: You look much better. Your new apartment and new job in this new town have transformed you and made you radiant.
Her: That’s not it.
Him: What is it then?
Her: I lost twenty pounds.

JENNIFER AND BARACK

I really love Obama. I also love Jennifer Lawrence but our relationship is special and secret. Obama's hair has gotten gray and he's cut it short and I'm not enamored of the look. But his ears seem to stick out even more. I think that's a sign of intellect and vigor. He's a great president and an even greater guy.

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Me when Unmuzzled OX was young pic.twitter.com/pVFve30Pyv

— Michael Andre (@MAndreOX) July 10, 2016