PRINCETON

I keep accidentally wandering into the Institute for Advanced Study. What I’m looking for is a Place for the Retarded.
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GUELPH

Sunni and Shiite are older and more confusing than Guelph and Ghibelline and far more important. Thus, if you’ve been reading Dante since 1963, Guelph and

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GRAY CAT

Dogs are omnivores. Canned dog food is usually vegetation tricked-out with a chemical gravy. Cats are carnivores. If they don’t eat meat they die. Cat shit is highly nutritious. Dogs happily eat cat shit. It’s not a lovely sight. Canine visitors appall my cat. Cats bury it to keep it from the dogs. The Greek word for dog is cynic.  As the alchemists might put it, cats are noble; dogs are base.